As for the title – it’s called “die hard” because that expression also means someone who’s an obstinate devotee of something. McClane won’t give up, he’s a die-hard. Also the obvious death pun.

While I appreciate what you are trying to do here and the time you have committed to it, you are not a good writer, nor are you a very good editor of your own work. Poor grammar, typos and misspells abound on this page alone.

Either take some classes on English and/or writing or stop calling yourself an expert.

Sorry.

Or a special request Vern review.

Vern, do the right thing.

It’s a common suggestion that you put an ice pack on a body part that has been injured and/or swollen but I’ve never found that to be particularly effective. Mostly because ice packs can be cumbersome and if you use ice cubes wrapped in a towel the edges of the ice cubes tend to poke at your injury which usually seems to irritate it more. If you have an injury in your foot then it becomes even more cumbersome.

This is why I came up with the idea of the Frozen Sock. It’s an ice pack in the shape of a sock that you keep in the freezer and if you have an injury, just slip it on, kick your feet up, and relax.

Now you don’t have to take yoga classes to be able to contort yourself in pretzel-like positions to get relief! Let’s hear from some of our satisfied customers.

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“I forgot to put it in the freezer when I bought it. It hurts so bad.” – Stacy Chadwick

“This doesn’t fit on my head. I’m getting dizzy.” – Albert Runyan

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*JINGLE*
Frozen Sock! Frozen Sock! They’ll make your feet cold when they swell up!

I gave up on THE DETECTIVE less than halfway through. Is there any reason for any detective novel to be as thick as a phone book? Christ. Not to mention it was nothing like DIE HARD. NOTHING LASTS FOREVER, on the other hand, I loved.

If I had to pick whether DIE HARD or FOREVER is superior, I guess my kneejerk reaction would be DIE HARD, but they’re both great, and I think they complement each other pretty well. FOREVER is DIE HARD: The Serious Version, and DIE HARD is NOTHING LASTS FOREVER: The Fun Summer Action Movie Version. Two sides of the same coin.

I also got a copy of 58 MINUTES, a.k.a. The Book That Became DIE HARD 2 Even Though It Isn’t a Goddamned Thing Like It. Really, the only similarity is the basic premise. And it’s not as interesting as DIE HARD 2 since the main character is some kind of perfect supercop (he’s even Aryan, disturbingly) instead of the Average Joe cop in the wrong place at the wrong time who steps up and kicks everyone’s ass even though he would rather let someone else do it and gets some scars and bloody clothes along the way to prove he did it.