"KEEP BUSTIN'."

2 Fast 2 Furious

I recently saw and enjoyed THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS PRESENTS TOKYO DRIFT, part 3 in the FAST AND THE FURIOUS saga. And it reminded me that it was time I got around to seeing part 2. This one is closer to a straightup sequel. They couldn’t get Vin Diesel to return so instead they just follow Paul Walker’s character.

I know that probaly all of you have seen that first movie over a thousand times and have it memorized backwards, forwards and sideways, but in case there is one person out there who may not be familiar with the story, I want to help that one person out. In the first movie, Paul Walker is a new street racer in town who befriends Vin Diesel, who is the charismatic leader of a team of racers, but is also leading a gang of armed robbers or a chop shop or arms dealers or kidnappers or something. And a ways into the movie you find out that Paul is actually an undercover cop trying to bust Vin. But throughout the movie they have a special sort of male bonding – the type that happens between an undercover cop and his mark, or between two dudes obsessed with cars – so at the end Paul purposely lets Vin escape.

2 Fast 2 FuriousAt the beginning of part 2 we learn that Paul is in Miami, where he is the king of underground street racing. And he’s a fugitive because of letting Vin go. I guess he travelled around helping people and racing cars, like the A-Team with a car instead of a van. But after the spectacular opening race he gets caught by the pigs. It turns out the FBI has a plan for him: if he will go undercover as a driver for this drug kingpin guy, he can get a full pardon. The guy they offer as a partner doesn’t know shit about cars, so he convinces them instead to let him use his childhood friend who now hates him because he blames him for his jail time, Tyrese. Tyrese is not a cop and they would also have to give him a pardon, so it is a good deal I guess, somehow.

Let me tell you, if you like stupid fucking movies like this, this thing is pretty remarkable. I think I enjoyed TOKYO DRIFT a little more overall because of Lucas Black, the Sonny Chiba cameo and the Tokyo setting. But 2 FAST is a must see for connoisseurs of ridiculous movies. And this has already been established during the studio logo, when the Universal planet earth thing turns into chrome, and then starts bouncing up and down on hydraulics. It’s hard to believe, but the iconic Universal Studios logo has been pimped.

Then we go right to shots of people getting out of cars and setting up roadblocks, lots of round female booties in tight shorts waving around like a carrot on a stick to get male members of the audience involved in the movie. We soon find that future Screen Actors Guild award winner Ludacris is some kind of P.T. Barnum of Miami street racing, he’s the promoter, the emcee, the referee and the mastermind who finds exciting new ways to do the races. (Later we find out that he does the same thing for jet ski races.)

Like in TOKYO DRIFT they took my advice and made the races have actual turns in them, on account of the fact that two cars going fast in a straight line is not cinematic. What’s great is Ludacris has some kind of connections or super powers so that he can empty out a huge portion of the city to create an amazing course. He mentions that there is a surprise, which turns out to be that he breaks into the control room on a bridge and wires it to go up so they have to jump it. For some reason the racers are not upset to have this life threatening obstacle thrown into the race without warning, and Paul Walker manages to actually fly over the guy in first place to take the lead.

Also I should mention that the other racers are pretty funny characters, especially the character Suki who is a petite girl who drives an all pink car and is lit in all pink, and she has a little monitor in front of her that for some reason shows a cartoon version of herself. When she has to deliver dialogue it’s clear she has never acted before, but she gets into it when she’s driving and yells things like “MOVE, BITCH!” When she goes off the jump she yells “SMACK THAT ASS!” Alot of the movie, by the way, is people in cars pretending to drive and saying things to each other that nobody besides them can hear.

Also there’s a part where Paul Walker skids around 180 and drives backwards in freeway traffic so he can flip off Tyrese.

The director is John Singleton, who has got to be the most formerly-acclaimed director to have ever made a movie even remotely like this. Remember, when he directed BOYZ N THE HOOD he was nominated for a best director Oscar. He was the first black director ever nominated (Spike Lee still hasn’t been, has he?) and I think the youngest. And now he’s doing a movie called 2 FAST 2 FURIOUS which he describes on the commentary track as “Girls and cars. Girls and cars. Girls and cars. That’s what it’s all about.” He says he based the race scenes on Speed Racer and video games. And he comes up with some sublimely ridiculous digital camera moves from car to car surrounded by motion blurs, or through engines into the circuitry of the GPS hidden in the car.

I like the plot because it’s mostly just a list of little missions they have to perform. To audition as drivers for this criminal, all these guys have to race to a car lot to steal a package from his impounded Ferrari. The biggest job they have to do for him is also a race, but they are racing the police (who the FBI for some reason can’t call off) as well as trying to outsmart the criminals and steal their money. Since the first one had a scene where Vin Diesel hung out the side of his car and tried to catch a guy jumping from a truck, this one has a scene where the cops shoot a futuristic electronic device into the side of his car so Paul has to hang out the side and pull it out and throw it into the front of a cop car just in time for it to go off and short out the car’s electronics. Also there’s a part where they do “some Dukes of Hazzard shit” and jump a car onto a boat. Which technically never happened on Dukes of Hazzard I’m betting, since Hazzard county is, I believe, landlocked.

The climax involves something like 100 or 150 tricked up cars flying out of garages and driving around to confuse the police. It’s one of those movies where everybody is willing to come together and risk destroying their cars and getting arrested to help out Paul Walker. And this you can understand because he seems like such a nice guy. I didn’t make a checklist but I suspect that at some point he calls every single male character in the movie “bro” at least once.

Speaking of destroying their cars, I gotta mention again that you can’t help but be kind of disgusted with these people for having cars like this. They try to establish them as low income individuals at the beginning, by showing Paul Walker in his apartment saying “you know I need the money” and another racer discussing with his girlfriend that he needs to win the race in order to pay rent. Yeah right motherfucker, your car is worth more money than I will ever have, I’m having trouble feeling sorry for you on that one. And then none of them seem too shook up about completely destroying their cars jumping off bridges and shit. Luckily, Ludacris runs some sort of charity and has a garage where they repair the cars. You never do see what happens though to the guy trying to get the driver job who gets his entire car flattened under a semi.

The screenplay pretty much makes no sense on any level. It is not clear why this kingpin guy needs good drivers so bad. All they’re really doing is delivering money, they’re not getaway drivers or anything. He is always suspicious of them, so it’s not clear why he doesn’t just hire one of the other people who wanted the job. Or why the feds couldn’t find an undercover cop driver who did not have to be pardoned. Or how it helped them to give him a partner who is also a criminal. If it was a cop to look after him, that would make sense, but letting him bring his friend along does not make sense. Also, for the big money delivery at the end the bad guy says he can only get them a 15 minute window where they won’t have to worry about police. But after that they torture Mark Boone Jr. with the old rat/bucket/blowtorch/it will chew through you to escape routine and then they only ask him for a 15 minute window. They don’t ask him for more. So even though he is terrified of himself and his family being eaten alive by rats, he calls in the cavalry as soon as the 15 minutes is up, because that’s the deal.

Also it’s funny how much of a “have the cake and eat it too” movie it is. Paul Walker is edgy because he’s a fugitive on the run but he’s a good guy because he’s working for the police again. The authority figures are a pain in the ass because James Remar from THE WARRIORS is always busting their balls, but on the other hand the FBI guy always stands up for them and laughs at their outrageous antics. The two thug guys who work for the kingpin are “stone faced killers” who always follow them around and threaten them, but then after being exposed to the magic of a high speed chase they all laugh and compliment each other and Paul Walker calls one of them “bro” and you get the joy of male bonding. But then right after that Tyrese still tosses one of them from his car using a specially designed nitrous ejector seat. And at the end, Tyrese is cool because he lies to the police saying there were only 3 bags of money. But then he impresses you because even though he was set to get away with it, he goes to his trunk and gets the other 3 bags and hands them over. But then also it turns out that both he and Paul Walker set aside some of the money anyway.

A few notes about the DVD: it includes a “turbo charged prelude” which is supposed to be a short film bridging the gap between the first and second movies. Strangely, they did the same thing for xXx2, another Diesel-less sequel to a Vin Diesel movie. Like the one on there, this one has all the professionalism of a porn movie, but unlike that one it doesn’t have a stunt double playing Vin Diesel so it’s not really funny.

Also, the menus are crazy. First you have to choose one of three cars, and then they drive around in computer animation. Then when you get to the actual menu part all the text flashes and vibrates and you can’t tell what you’ve selected, making it one of the most annoying menus I’ve seen, and also completely faithful to the tone of the movie.

Anyway, if you are the kind of person who can enjoy the type of nonsense I mention above, I highly recommend this picture. Another test: if you get a kick out of the title 2 FAST 2 FURIOUS, this might be for you, if it just makes you groan, you should probaly stick to some other, more tastefully titled movie.

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15 Responses to “2 Fast 2 Furious”

  1. To be honest, I didn’t find this movie as ridiculous as you describe it. To be honest, I think it’s a pretty “normal” movie, despite its ridiculous premise and occasional weird touches, like the electric harpoons. Instead of celebrating the complete dumbness of these underground racers with their million dollar cars, like part 1 did, it’s just an average undercover cop movie for teenies.
    What redeems the movie at least a little, is the chemistry between Paul Walker and Tyrese, and the last third, that shows how that furious racer community seems to be one big family who is there for each other, when one of them is in trouble.
    But most of the time I was pretty bored with this one. I hope 3 & 4 are better.

  2. It bored me so much that I started two sentences in a row with “To be honest” and now I’m scared of reading the rest of my last post and wonder why I still post first and THEN proofread.

  3. And you didn’t even mention Eva Mendes??????

  4. Who did she play?

  5. “Monica Fuentes” apparently. It’s so long since I saw this movie, I forget which parts the characters played. I just remember thinking it was so much better than #1.

    F&TF was by turns forgettable and annoying. F&TF3 is a total waste of time with an unlikeable jerkoff as the main character – even Sonny Chiba couldn’t save it for me. But F&TF2 I really liked, for some reason – it was just good, goofy, tongue-in-cheek fun. Sure it wasn’t perfect (weak villain, weak payoff at the end) but it knew what it wanted to do and got pretty close to doing it well.

  6. I’m kind of disappointed they didn’t go with FASTER & FURIOUSER for the title of the new one.

  7. At least it’s FAST 5 and not FA5T.

  8. I just don’t see FAST as a solo act. He’s nothing without FURIOUS.

    I would have gone with GRANDMASTER FAST & THE FURIOUS FIVE.

  9. The Tokyo one was an pretty alright movie. Only one I liked anyway. It was like the movie Ski School, but with cars and no snow and shit.

  10. “2 Fast 2 Furious was not as good as I remember it being” was a sentence I never thought I’d say, but I just said it. Other than the latent/blatant homoeroticism, there’s really not much to recommend. Despite having “more” action, it’s kind of boring, and I can actually see why Vern didn’t mention Eva Mendes in his review – she’s incredibly forgettable here and it’s shocking how little her and Cole Houser are given. Plus, yeah, there’s a weird cheap feeling to the movie, I really can’t believe this came out the same summer as Bad Boys 2 (it really seems like a spring movie).

    Also, SPOILER: is the official body count for this movie 0? I mean that one dude is in the car that gets crushed by the semi, but it sort of looks like it might have missed the seats. Plus considering the main villain doesn’t die and they purposely threw in a gratutious shot of that henchman getting up after getting blasted by the ejector seat (which really should have killed him), it seems this is one of those feel-good all-in-fun movies where nobody dies.

  11. Well I can’t remember much that is either 2 FAST or 2 FURIOUS, but I just watched TOKYO DRIFT and that definitely felt a fair bit cheaper than I expected from this franchise. I appreciate that Lin was obviously aiming for something more than the blatantly unnecessary cash-in that only feels tacitly connected to its series that TOKTO DRIFT was logically destined to be, but despite his efforts it felt like, well…a kinda cheap and blatantly unnecessary cash-in that only feels tacitly connected to its series, albeit a mildly entertaining one. If Lin hadn’t become the series’ auteur and brought his fascinating SAWesque obsession with linking everything together into play, I think TOKYO DRIFT might already have been completely forgotten, except by us.

  12. Aww, you mentioned the part where the Cuban guy gets ejected from the car by Tyrese but you forgot to mention that on the way out he screams ” Maaaaricoooone!!”.

  13. My favorite character was the introduction of Roman Pearce (Tyrese Gibson) to the F&F franchise, who, frankly is a favorite in all of Singleton’s movies. Roman isn’t just there for comic relief, but has a way of making fun of all of the holes in the movie. He steals every scene in the Fast & Furious 6. Does anybody smell baby oil? :-)

  14. Paul Walker :( I love all these movies especially because of him.

  15. It’s occurred to me that the opening half-minute of this could never happen now because the Universal logo would have to be followed by another 2 logos minimum. We didn’t know how good we had it.

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