So great.

So great.

It’s double great!

should be mentioned in every movie. <p>But can any comedy survive without Ben Stiller????? Or perhaps Stiller should be thrown into the La Brea tar pits.

Somehow I can’t see Adam Carolla starring in the life story of Fred Williamson.

I won’t be seeing this. It doesn’t even sound interesting, but hey to each their own.

What the hell is that other guy’s name, anyway?

Seriously? Aren’t they pretty much the same person?

It’s like an Adam Carolla renaissance. That’s not an endorsement.

… this is why I always look forward to your reviews. Education. Entertaining. Excellent.

Maybe I missed something, but isn’t it also the ONLY boxing movie since Rocky Balboa?

Next thing you know messi won’t be calling everyone a fucking cunt today.

I’ll pass, thank you. I am irritated just thinking about it.

Reading news about this lame movie makes me wish it were a joke.

… well, it just shouldn’t be done. I’d rather watch Bob Saget sitcom reruns.

But I liked Loveline when it was Adam and Dr. Drew. I might check this out.

You had me until the reveal that this dude did that uber suckfest. One of the most boring films of the 21st century so far

He has finally sold out. He’s even spelling it “site” now.

Tragic, really.

silly man

I’ll stop now. Happy April 1st.

This movie is really funny. Non-Adam fans should give it a try, it’s not what they might expect.

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I really enjoyed this movie. It was funny and romantic too. It’s a date movie that guys will enjoy. If you’re wondering if you should see Drillbit, Super Hero Movie or The Hammer – take a step out of your comfort zone and go see The Hammer you won’t be disapointed.

I’m going to see this. For those of you who need flashy expensive soundtracks, stars and special effects I would pass. I like honest movies.

he’s a certified, cercumsized dick

I haven’t seen the film, and I have no clue if it is good, but I have to respect someone who fights for the script for years, and then puts up the cash himself to see the movie released.

And he is doing Dancing with the Stars specifically to get publicity for his movie. He outright said so.

Somebody better credit the fuckin Beastie Boys if they’re going to steal that line from them.

Damn….

In all sincerity, you’re the only person on this site who can write a review worth a tinker’s damn….

He just needs to go back to Loveline is all. Stryker sucks

A vanity project of sorts, but at least funnier. Beer League was as funny as spotting blood in your urine.

Respect Arthur Lange damnint! Artie Nation!

…but the guy in question is Michael Phillips.

320 pound coked-up alkie can still get work. No, I kid. I’m SURE he’s clean.

Thanks for the review Vern. Saw this movie last weekend in Pasadena and I agree that it’s good for both Carolla and non-Carolla fans, and that if you are in the mood for a comedy…go ahead and give it a shot (what else are you going to see?).

I only started getting on the Carolla Bandwagon just over a year ago, and now I’m hooked. I’ve been listening to radio for awhile now and I’d have to say he’s the best radio personality the medium has seen. His humor and style doesn’t really translate to TV (hence not being a fan of the Man Show), and he probably got lucky with “The Hammer”, but his radio rants are pure magic. (Do yourselves a favor and Youtube the segment where he and Norm MacDonald break down Kenny Rogers songs) If you’ve get FreeFM tune if…if not it’s streamed and podcasted.

PHIL HENDRIE is radio.

and Penn Jilette to start an all out fist fight brawl, like an old time western sallon, on Dancing With The Stars. The Gute would be shaking in the corner with his hands up, “Not in the face, not in the face.”

I fell for Vern’s Fool. It scared the hell out of me.

The Ace Man was amazing and it was real funny, if you like his banter on his shows, you’ll like it in the movie. Its also a very good feel good film. Ace Carolla Forever!

I really got excited when I thought MC Hammer was doing the long awaited sequel to Please Hammer Dont Hurt Em!

… now I definitely will check it out. I still say I’ve never seen a bad boxing movie . . . Play It to the Bone, Rocky (as a series… obviously 4 and 5 could be done without if needed), Diggstown (so good!!), Great White Hope, Great White Hype (you know you love it), When We Were Kings, Ali (not great, but definitely not bad) . . . and no, Snake Eyes doesn’t count.

Sorry, this is like the other post regarding the new “Fast and Furious” with flying movie Harry mentions.

Anyhow, I happen to watch this movie and it was good. Go see it.

must be an April Fool’s joke. I am prepared to die if it isn’t — although I will go with a tainted soul after having viewed that thing.

This sucks. I know. I saw a clip on Leno.

Saw it in Santa Monica a week ago. Not ground breaking or great or anything, but very enjoyable.

is the greatest April fools day joke ever. One of the most hillarious blog spoofs i’ve ever seen, hail vern!

I want one (sigh)

I am away from my home computer, but I decided to dig through my e-mails to find my fucking AICN password because I’ve been to lazy to change it. But I feel that it is my civic duty to take notes on a certain quote from the almighty Vern. <P>

It proves that people besides Judd Apatow can still make funny comedies sometimes. REALL? Are you butt fucking kidding me? god I was all into this good article about this Beer League style movie. Then Vern had to throw in there JUST how much he likes to cup the balls of the Ivan Reitman/John Hughs wanna be of our generation. God if you feel that Apatow laziness is whats pushing the envelop of comedy these days then you sir, funny do not know. That being said I wonder how hard it was for Kimmel to get Adam on the star dancing show? Seriously though Apatow, while his movies may be funny to those who have never passed the pipe, are not the greatest comedy coming out these days.

or whatever that thing is.

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And she dances like Bride of Frankenstein.

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That show is rigged. Last time it was Marie Osmond getting a pass while trundling around the stage.

<p>

Shannon Elizabeth should stop smoking and get some stamina.

Can’t fucking wait

…maybe some of you won’t think it’s a joke. “The Hammer” has been #1 on the Top 10 favorite on Fandango for a week and a half now, and has a 96% rating on RottenTomatoes amongst the User Ratings.

Okay then professor of laffology, please tell me who’s making funny comedies today besides Apatow. In the last couple of years I can think of IDIOCRACY. What else am I forgetting?<p>

That is definitely on the list of great recent non-Apatow comedies.

Pang Ho-Cheung sure as hell has. The brilliant and very quietly deranged EXODUS is THE PARALLAX VIEW of the War Of The Sexes; MEN SUDDENLY IN BLACK is the DIE HARD of marital infidelity, and BEYOND OUR KEN is just fucking devious. Ben Stiller only directs once or twice a decade, but I wouldn’t miss it when it happens because you get inspired stuff like the ZOOLANDER gasoline fight, or Robert Downey Jr. in blackface.

Saw it in San Francisco last week and had a good time. Good humor, good story, just a good good movie.

Makes hilarious comedies kinda recently. And IDIOCRACY sucked. It was a kinda funny premise but as a movie it didn’t work. Would probably have worked great as a 30-min short. But Apatow is great.

There is plenty wrong with IDIOCRACY but it is still funny as hell and at the same time depressing because it’s so accurate. I re-watched it recently and still liked it.<p>

I do agree Wes Anderson is real good. I have a hard time thinking of him as in the same category as the kind of straight ahead comedies I’m thinking of but that’s probaly not fair, it’s like saying he doesn’t count because he’s too good.<p>

Still, I would have to say that in general the state of comedy movies outside of Apatow is not too hot, at least for my sense of humor. So it is good when a movie like this comes along and makes me laugh. However apparently that means something about balls and buttfucking and Ivan Reitman, according to Series7.

why is it so underrated? i barely heard about it till it came out on video. Ow my balls. Ass. Yeah we got a time machine, but its always broken. You are an unfit mother. Carl’s Jr…FUCK YOU!!!..Im eating.

I agree it had it moments but it also had it’s awkward, embarrasing moments and slow segments where you already knew where they were headed and had to wait several minutes for them to get there. The movie was too damn dumb in a way which made the humour too juvenile mixed with some smart satire, I would have loved more of the satire, less of the fartjokes and a steady tone. I loved “Office space” so I guess I had too high expectations. But I agree that Apatow is pretty alone now in creating comedy movies, so I will check out “The hammer” when I get a chance.

I don’t think there are any actual fart jokes. There are commentaries on the existence of fart jokes. “And movies had stories, so you knew whose ass it was, and why it was farting.” But it is a flawed movie. I think the problem is that Judge’s humor is so observational that it works better on a small, somewhat realistic story than on an epic story where a guy becomes wanted and escapes execution and becomes president. Storywise it’s kind of a Saturday morning cartoon but the satire is so laser-accurate it overcomes that in my opinion.

Is a work of genius. Please do visit and enjoy it as much as I did. I must confess I fell for it for about twenty seconds, and that’s a place I don’t want to be, ever again. I salute you, sir. Remove spaces bla bla http://www.geocities.com/outlawvern/APRIL/VernBlog.html

…so if we all have to choose sides on this great issue of our time, I belong in the “I thought Carolla was generally pretty damn funny hosting Loveline on TV and the radio” column. But also crossindex me with the “In what kind of cruel Bizzaro dimension do we exist where we must suffer the fact that Jimmy Kimmel has his own show” column.

THE GRAND, by Zach Penn. Really funny, very recent comedy. But yeah, nobody will see it until it hits DVD.

Sorry been away from a coputer, couldn’t respond, but if you are still reading. <P> Hot Fuzz (which surprisingly there were a lot of jokes a missed the first time I saw it). I will say Hot Rod and The Heartbreak Kid were surprisingly funny, I can’t remember if it was you that put them on the worst of last year list though. Christopher Guest’s work. Will Farrel when he is working with Adam McKay. And Tenacious D in: The Pick of Destiny was very funny. Thats just to name a few. Also Feast and Murder Party were very funny horror comedies. <P> Also anything with the name Ice Cube or Friedberg/Seltzer combo, pure COMIC GOLD! Naw those last three suck. But those other ones make funny movies.

OLEG!

Actually, it was. Good work, travis. Oleg will reward you for this.

my whole day was fucked up.I E-Mailed Mori and some other guys,even Vern himself!But no response so far.I would like to know if it is a technical problem or if they shut us down!

Help them DIE!

but I have just a old E-Mail thing from Bloo and his computer is down and I have no idea how to reach Binks.So if any of you sees one of them,let them know where the DTV is.

that caruso’s “Werewolf”post was the last one.Thats something at least….

what a shame….

…then I’m sad that I didn’t write more. WEREWOLF COP deserves better!

In a TB that started on your Birthday caruso!Thats cool….

FIELD OF CREAM.

Damn,had to do it!

Got shits to do.

hope the others find their way here too!

NEVVAAHHHH!!!!

I was lost there for a bit.

!!!!!!!

No one got off clean in that one. “You were fucking Tessa Campanelli?” Wheels gets loaded and kills a kid.WTF?

The Degrassi show is still running on some German TV stations!Wasnt there a Degrassi-next Generation show?

Because I’m American and we watch American television. But this Degrassi movie sounds like that short-lived “Brady Brunch” spin-off where every week something bad would happen to the Bradys. I think one of them was in a car accident and was paralyzed!

All these seasons it was a nice show for kids. Then in the series finale, they destroy every one of them. There is no “Whew, that was close, I’m glad I didn’t go into the bicycle shop”, they ALL fuck themselves up. It’s almost like the guy who made it hated the show. Great telivision.

show I used to watch. Canadian tv basically sucks.

That’s a badass movie! I thought Verhoeven was gonna try to get all respectable on my ass, but instead of being some depressing historical drama complete with a washed-out color palette that all modern WW2 movies use it actually looks like a real movie.

<p>Since this is Verhoeven’s return to form or whatever I was expecting to see at least one cyborg and a lot of violence. I was wrong, however. There are no cyborgs, no mutants, no chicks with three tits. The violence is nowhere near ROBOCOP or TOTAL RECALL level. So I guess it’s supposed to be more like those movies he did in Europe that I’ve never seen. But then it doesn’t even have Rutger Hauer in it. There’s a guy who looks a lot like Jeroen Krabbé, though. And I bet that’s why Verhoeven cast him. Because Jeroen’s too old, I guess.

<p>It’s kind of an unrealistic movie, since they’ve got the young Jeroen Krabbé playing a good Nazi who collects stamps. But that’s what I dig about it. I’m tired of these downbeat WW2 movies. Sometimes you just want to see a motherfucker blasting a Nazi. When the Jewish lady’s family gets blown away it’s not even in slow motion. There’s no sad music playing. And the lead Nazi looks like he’s about to start laughing maniacally at any second.

<p>This movie has attempted prison breaks, boobs, bush, boobs, stamp-collecting Nazis who resemble Dutch actors, half-naked women being drenched in poop, and some nice natural-looking photography. So it all kinda makes up for the lack of ED-209, who I think deserved at least a cameo.

<p>Maybe next time, Paul.

<p>and that is a DAMN fine movie.Not much action,but the charakters are fucking great.<p>Armin Muller-Stahl takes the cake,he plays the “sweet”old russian mafia boss so good,it is scary.<p>Viggo’s BALLS need a bigger part in the sequel!His BALLS rock!Balls to the wall action gets a new definition there!<p>GREAT MOVIE!<p>

that was suprising!But the car I drive at work is better then his!Take that Russian Mafia!Thyssen-Krupp has better cars then you!HA!

I hope we can get this sucker in the 10 tomorrow!See ya….

…for putting a wang in the movie. Even if it’s the wang of an ugly overweight guy. They need more wang in the movies. Don’t fear the wang.

Have fun driving for the Russian mob.

called ThyssenKrupp AG.Have a good one…..

I’m pretty sure he screwed the woman who voices the sat-nav in it.

Good cop / bad cop!

I saw on the new version the one with the hat and all the badges is a bald old man.. <P> kinda terrifying

they made the lifts I use at the mall! <P> thanks Travis!

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…controlled by a coven of witches and he finally gets to use his werewolf powers for good by fighting vampires and ghouls.

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nice to see you bro!DTV!

They could at least post a comment over there!Just killing us AINT cool!FUCKERS!

Thats a “Safer Sex” add.Made by the Wimbledon winner Michael Stich and his HIV foundation….

I loved that movie back in the 90′s.It was a X-Men rip also,because the “squad” could not turn into “full” werewolfs”,but they could do some shit like in the video and all had “Wolverine”claws!Watch it if you can,it is funky DTV!

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“There’s been more then one cop had his partner blown into ICU and came out acting like one of the bionic X-Men?”

DTV lives again. I gotta run, oh man, I’ll catch up with you guys later. Thanks for guiding me ironic.

Can’t touch this.

before they dropped the hammer (not Vern’s) on that thread. They’ve always killed ours at 2,000.<p>BTW, Black Book and Eastern Promises were fucktastically great movies.

where are the other “warciples”?

so many posts, and granted I was a johnny come lately, is that unlike say Terminator IV talkback where you had a couple of guys spewing parody titles for hours on end, we actually discussed movies. Sure, we talked about other things too, but 80 percent of what we talked about was movies as we went off on one tangent to another which led to another at any given moment. I’m just glad I ironic found me because the search engine on this site blows.

Good to have the GunKata back!I hope Bloo finds us too.

basically look like Conan the Barbarian except it’s an Asian dude, and he has an army instead of just two friends. I’m not saying that’s a bad thing, I’m just saying. The whole first half of the santized trailer reminded me of Conan.

the link. I had to re-favorite this because like I just said, as much as I love AICN, the site’s search engine blows.

the new first site I check. <P> a shame about the old tb, we created something amazing, anyhoo.. I’m watching humungous strangle benett <P> mel is gonna kill some bitches.

You and Bloo were the only ones I could not reach.Did you try the DVD to VCR thing?I hope it works.A life without DVD’s sucks!

ÖLEG!

what are you TB hooligans doing here? I have repeatedly return to this thread now to see if my dearest Vern wanted to keep challenging the fact that Apatow is not the only funny guy still making movies. And to my surprise what do I find? NONsense? I did not follow the DTV drama of ought 8. I remember posting a few things in its initial conception but got bored with following along with all your hip-cat young TB speak. <P> So now it seems a group of you are trying to make this thread your stomping ground? Why so? <p> On top of that Eastern Promises was a fucking horrible movie. Boring and you all sucked them big ole croney lovin Aragorn balls for it. It wasn’t a surprise that Eastern Promises sucked. Every acclaimed movie in 07 sucked. All movies fucking earning the highest of praise from across the land, just fucking sucked. Yeah they were all solid movies but nothing about them ever screamed CLASSIC! And I feel that Promises was the second biggest critically hyped movie (behind No Country for a Serious Version of Raising Arizona Old Man) let down. If someone had told me that this was part of a miniseries (on TV) or a british show pilot. Then yes it would have been very cool. But as a single stand alone movie? There was nothing to it, it didn’t go anywhere. It either needed to go on for another hour, or say “Next week on Russian Mob”. 07 was a big year for BIG endings. And OH you didn’t get it because you didn’t like the end. No I get it and the movie was just not enough. Just like History of Violence. Fucking go watch 80′s Cronenberg and tell me that this holds a candle next to any of those movies. I really should be working.

or you will regret that for the rest of your life. <P> INT: NIGHT: CLOSE UP <P> both seconds of it.

Pencil jihad always has room for one more….<p>travis, not sure. I believe my fellow warciples are pursing redemption for their souls in different ways than posting to AICN nowadays…

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Demolition, demolition

Tied to the tracks and the train’s fast coming

Strapped to the wing with the engine running

You say that this wasn’t in your plan

And don’t mess around with the demolition man

Tied to a chair, and the bomb is ticking

This situation was not of your picking

You say that this wasn’t in your plan

And don’t mess around with the demolition man

I’m a walking nightmare, an arsenal of doom

I kill conversation as I walk into the room

I’m a three line whip, I’m the sort of thing they ban

I’m a walking disaster, I’m a demolition man

Demolition, demolition

Demolition, demolition

You come to me like a moth to the flame

It’s love you need but I don’t play that game

‘Cause you could be my greatest fan

But I’m nobody’s friend, I’m a demolition man

I’m a walking nightmare, an arsenal of doom

I kill conversation as I walk into the room

I’m a three line whip, I’m the sort of thing they ban

I’m a walking disaster, I’m a demolition man

Demolition, demolition

Demolition, demolition

Tied to the tracks and the train’s fast coming

Strapped to the wing with the engine running

You say that this wasn’t in your plan

And don’t mess around with the demolition man

Tied to a chair, and the bomb is ticking

This situation was not of your picking

You say that this wasn’t in your plan

And don’t mess around with the demolition man

Oh! Demolition, demolition

Demolition, demolition <P>

Tied to the tracks and the train’s fast coming <P>

Strapped to the wing with the engine running <P>

You say that this wasn’t in your plan

And don’t mess around with the demolition man <P>

Tied to a chair, and the bomb is ticking <P>

This situation was not of your picking <P>

You say that this wasn’t in your plan

And don’t mess around with the demolition man

<P>

I’m a walking nightmare, an arsenal of doom <P>

I kill conversation as I walk into the room <P>

I’m a three line whip, I’m the sort of thing they ban <P>

I’m a walking disaster, I’m a demolition man <P>

Demolition, demolition <P>

Demolition, demolition <P>

You come to me like a moth to the flame <P>

It’s love you need but I don’t play that game <P>

‘Cause you could be my greatest fan

But I’m nobody’s friend, I’m a demolition man <P>

I’m a walking nightmare, an arsenal of doom <P>

I kill conversation as I walk into the room <P>

I’m a three line whip, I’m the sort of thing they ban <P>

I’m a walking disaster, I’m a demolition man <P>

Demolition, demolition <P>

Demolition, demolition <P>

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I bet his BALLS are shaved.

I love LOTR bashing.FUCK Peter Jackson!

he says that he E-Mailed Harry and Mori,to find out whats going on.Maybe they tell Vern what happend…..

Sure we banter a little bit, but like I mentioned in my previous post, but we like everyone else of course talk about er …movies. We say the same thing you said in your third graph about Eastern Promises. As a matter of fact, now that I’ve heard good things about it, and then bad things from you, it only makes me want to see it more. Also if you’ll note we don’t bash on other talbacks, okay, there are a few exceptions, and even if we had a way to make this post ours, we wouldn’t say “no you can’t come and play” to anyone who has anything intelligent to say. I’ll even go one step further. If Vern is out there reading this, and finds it annoying, I’ll stop posting on this thread. Since he didn’t say jack a few days ago when the first thread had over 6000 posts I’d say he’s okay with it. But Vern, I’ll leave that up to you.

before reading the one you just sent travi-dane. I stand by my word. If Vern says jokes over, back off and stop playing in the talkback I can respect that. But again as I mentioned since he just sent us the box the other day ,and didn’t say jack about it I figured he was cool with us playing around.

pj didn’t wanna pay for the computers he bought. <P> I didn’t believe my bro but then there was aicns catchphrase “pj is cookin the books” and thought bro was on to something, and remember kate fischer? bro says she flirted with him. <P> but hey, I flirted with megan gale! <P> that remionds me, I saw shu qi yesterday, I followed her for but she got away. <P> it might’ve been some girl, but megan and me had cheersex <P> http://tinyurl.com/4qujwh

now I snooze

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I think it is a NZ production.A little horror film,maybe you have seen it?

It was a “bitch/troll”free zone,with some good movie talk and lot of DTV love.AND we did not bother anybody else.We deserve better then to simply be shutdown without a comment from AICN!

<p>without even trying!<p>OLEG is still with us!<p>

Ace Rockolla is the man!

so not funny. From the bits and pieces I occasionally catch of him and Dr. Drew I keep waiting for him to be funny, and it doesn’t happen. I don’t know how is DJ gig is, but he just doesn’t work for me.

his fame has not reached Germany yet?But Eli Roth says “The Hammer”is good.

see ya later guys.DTV!

…so I thought I’d pop in for a moment and not really contribute anything.

<p>My work here is done.

I enjoy the nice musk coming from my loins at the end of a day. It smells of pride. Shaved balled men have no pride….plus I did it once and my chest and yeah all sorts of bad. I looked like a five year old. I’ll rock my chest hair and just let my pubes hang out. <P> travis-dane do you ever just hang out with your pubes out?

who run Bartertown?

I think it’s safe to assume that we all enjoy letting our pubes hang out. Are we not men?

maybe all us geeks combined are Blaster, and Vern is the tiny little smart guy on our back who runs the show for this talkback.

…and I can’t believe they left out CAPTAIN AMERICA

was he? They better have Tank Girl on the list. That movie blew. Malcolm McDowell slumming, and Ice-T as a kangaroo mutant? ‘Nuff said.

I only caught the last ten seconds of it and I could tell it was fucking terrible.

<p>You’re right, Binks. CAPTAIN AMERICA went straight to video, though I think it originally was intended for a theatrical release. I guess it’s just too obscure for Entertainment Weekly to notice. But they also have some movie with Brooke Shields on there called BRENDA STARR. I’ve never heard of the bitch.

…that Lori Petty can’t carry a film by herself, which I think is just mean. She had ONE movie she had to carry and that was TANK GIRL. The deck was stacked against her.

but a character from the comics pages like Mary Worth or one of the other adult (not that kind of adult) comics. I never knew they made a movie of it. I need to disagree on Petty. While it was mean the way they said it probably I don’t think she can carry a movie as a lead. She has always done supporting roles, and done them pretty well. She’s no favorite of mine, but she’s okay. I find her voice slightly irritating, but maybe it’s just me.

A hooker with a heart of gold kind of thing. Yeah.

she was good in “Point Break”.But Gary Busey owned that one!Angelo Pappas rules!

<p>waxing your BALLS is way more fun!<p>And of course you need the old “Ladyshave/Asscrack”routine.Nothing beats a Ladyshaved asscrack,it is soooo smooth.I like a smooth slide in…..yumie…<p>

Good to see all you guys, I was affraid you’d been assassinated or something.<br><br>I guess I’ll make a few posts to pick up on some points I wanted to touch on when the last TB froze up.

After reading your set up for Werewolf Cop, I just started tossing ideas around in my head for my own werewolf movie and came up with Wolf Pope.<br><br>I think that like with Soul Heir, your werewolf movie actually stands a chance at respectibility. Especially if you worked in a bunch of metaphors for werewolfism to alcholism and how people use drunkeness/werewolfery as an excuse to do things they normally wouldn’t. I could see Croney directing it and it ending up in the Criterion collection.<br><br> Whereas my werewolf movie could maybe win Best Fight Scene at the MTV awards, which I would attend to receive the award but pinch Sophia Bush’s ass on the red carpet and have to accept the award live via telecast from the dumpster right outside while two bouncers railed on me.

You’re right about it constantly seeming to set up movies that it doesn’t really become. They establish a character who has big arms, long brewing grudges againsy guys with bigger arms, is a class warrior, drives a big truck, and is in a custody battle against an evil rich guy who hires kidnapper goons though it never becomes an action movie. They have that scene where Stallone rescues the kid from the kidnappers, and the part where drives through the mansion’s front entrance, but those are kinda red herrings to make you think you’ll get some sort of action feature.

<br><br>It’s most like a sports drama I guess, so it’s funny that they chose a sport that requires no real skill or strategy, just the biggest arm and the ability to move it one motion.<br><br>There’s also lots of good stuff that makes no sense when you think about it. Like how Stallone has been writing his 10 year old kid letters his whole life but has never dropped by or called? Or why the prize for the arm wrestling competition is a giant bigrig truck? I mean, I know that’s what Stallone wants in the movie, but are all arm-wrestlers automatically truck drivers or vice versa?<br><br>So in conclusion: Total Classic

The Cage Master is Back too!Now we need to get Bloo back and the DTV band is back together!OLEG!

We gott keep an eye out for Bloo

what’s not to love about Over the Top. Hagar Rocks, and the Kenny Loggins movie theme machine kept rolling. Classic 80s. I hated the kid though, he needed to get that stick out of his third point of contact.

Terry Funk=GOLD!

again, what’s not to love about a Terry Funk beatdown.

beotch

it’s getting to be past your bedtime. Over here I gotta leave in a minute and make dinner. I’m not whipped, it’s a survival thing. You know the song “If you want to be Happy” The gist is hot wife = bad cook, and ugly wife = good cook. My wife is not a good cook.

Didn’t we all?

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But I have no wife. I’ll be cooking for one.

him in The Presidio when Connery used only his thumb to beat him.

as seen in The Simpsons.

PopeWolfCop:Baptized by the Claw!

it makes me cry a little…..

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is a black box from Vern saying “Oh crap, I thought I got rid of you guys.”

I think I’m more interested in that The Cook movie you sent me a few days ago. This Wikced Lake one does have potential to go full-on Russ Meyer, though I doubt it will. I guess we’ll have to wait for me to win the lottery and finance my own movies before we get a second coming of Russ Meyer.

Us DTV crew are actually exemplary talkbackers in that we’re respectful of others views and actually discuss films in a thoughtful manner. I guess we get a little into catchphrasology every now and then, but we’re definately the creme of the crop around here.

would have been pulled a long time ago. But, to quote Han Solo. “Great kid, now don’t get cocky.”

of running the DVD video input through the VCR, but that didn’t work either. It’s just time for this TV to go, so unfortunately I am in VHS limbo indefinitely. Thank goodness for You Tube.

<p>and responded to my “Help” E-Mail,by saying he contacted the powers to be at AICN.Maybe we get a answer about what happend.<p>Maybe we used up to much Bandwith?<p>Maybe somebody at AICN is pissed at us?<p>It just makes no sense to pull the plug on a good 6747 post TB without even saying a word.<p>AICN gave the LOST TB 10.000 posts,why not us?<p>Maybe it is a technical problem?<p>I mean,it is just a TB,but a little decency would be nice.Without us,the TalckBack people,there is no AICN!<p>

of a Frank Miller talkback. It almost seems sacrilegious. I know I must have spelled that wrong.

<p>maybe you want to try this link,if not nevermind… <p>http://tinyurl.com/2sxsy4<p>

<p>aka “Hands of Steel” aka “Paco”…<p>WATCH the FULL clip,it is worth it! <p>http://tinyurl.com/6dtxks<p> ENJOY!<p>

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so good. Sure it seemed like your typical DTV velveeta cheesiness. Then I got to 4:16 and then it was like oh yeah. The clip after on You Tube was even better. http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=hRLkHVAXREo&NR=1

from The Fly? That was super nasty.

Ha, that was funny. It sounds like something Tarrantino would have done.

is a good one!Damn,I ate that movie up as a kid.I need to try and get that on DVD somehow!Paco….

poor dudes arm in two!”Bones sticking out”scenes are gruesome.Remember Bolo kicking the other dudes shin in two in Bloodsport?That was nasty too….

see ya tomorrow.OLEG!

I see you talked about over the top. And I pretty much model my life after Sly. SOOO I recorded F.I.S.T. last night. Haven’t watched it. Don’t know too much about. Whats the call? Remember I have nominated Rambo as the best movie in the last five years.

I saw that movie ages ago. I was still a kid, and saw it on TV. It seemed really good then, but I’m not sure how it holds up or what I thought was cool when I was a kid really sucks now. Anyway FIST is basically a movie about a trucking union. It’s pretty much pseudo biopic of a Jimmy Hoffa type character and the teamsters. I don’t even recall the plot other than Sly comes out on top from bum to organizing the union. A cross between Rocky and Jimmy Hoffa I guess. If I’m not getting it mixed up with the movie Hoffa I recall one scene where some huge guy is recently hired, he carries a couple boxes, the boss makes him pile on more, he spills them all and the tomatoes go everywhere. This huge man is brought to his knees crying like a baby because the boss says he has to pay 50 cents for the damages. Not much now of course, but back then it was probably docking the guy a days pay or two with a family to feed in the depression era. So Sly and another guy revolt, and throw the tomatoes at the boss. I’m pretty sure it was this movie.

it was a made for TV movie. Prairie Fever. On the surface it looks sort of cool; Kevin Sorbo, Lance Henricksen, Don Swayze. Actually the movies over in 40 minutes. I’m still watching it, why I don’t know. Lance is hardly in it. Don is his usual sleazy guy role self. Sorbo is okay. He’s an ex-sheriff who’s wife was killed while he’s trying to stop a robbery. He crawls into a bottle, long story short is he’s hired to bring these mail order brides back to their home. They couldn’t handle the west,and have allsort of flipped out in one way or another. Hence, prairie fever. The commercials made it look cool, it isn’t. It’s a two hour long Little House episode with bullets. Ugh.

Johnny knew about oleg!

not only did we talk about films, <PP> we talked about making an adaptation of our nonexistent movies, this wasn’t just catchphrases , it was a revolution! <P> I hope we get it reinstated, but if not, we can endure.

or C.U.N.T/H.O.L.E, a laser weapon that hitler uses in WS2

or B.I.G.E.S.T.D.I.C.K <P> which is miss spelled, fuck.

the other G is gun. <P> BIo Genetic Gun emmiter of super tensile Depleted iridescent core krypton

maybe oleg just needs a knife, he jumps out of the space ship high above hitler’s complex on the moon with just a knife, and uses it to cut into the side of a building, like the ripper in last action hero does in the theater at the end of the movie.

or A.S.S.H.Ö.L.E.S

Go see this film and support The Hammer, he’s putting all his own money into getting it out for people to enjoy, and it really is the funniest released film to come out yet. ACE ROCKOLA!

I’ll have to hit this shit up tomorrow before I go to work. But since we’re talking W2 I thought I’d repost my totally awesome poster:

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why not!

ACE ROCKOLA!

caruso knows how to make a good morning call!

like Binks,I saw that movie ages ago.I think most of what Binks has written is accurate.I remember that Sly’s character goes from young man to old powerfull corrupt man,but the “old” man part was not very convincing.Sly just does not look old(some grey hair is not enough).But watch the movie and see for yourself.

you should check your MySpace sites.I have interesting news about the DTV TB.Spandau,I have send you a E-Mail about it.Binks,how can I contact you?

sounds like cobra made another porno!

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I registered there,but I dont know…

to the zone,

I guess I’m cool with that. <P> but the registering and mass exodus of all of us would be a shame, but hey, OLEG will be back in warsaw symphony, right on the front page soon!

<P> gotta sleep, sick feeling. I love you, OLEG.

really gotta sleep. <P> i’ll see what you guys decide tomorrow, remember to float like a leaf on the river of life, an kill old lady.

as first post. goodnight, and remember hookers and coke await in Valhalla.

I started a thread in General Interest called O.L.E.G.<br><br>Maybe you fellas would like to join me there.

I hope the others join too….DTV!

I’m joking of course. Vern’s the man.

Vern is the Man!

Vern’s assessment was right on. What a thoroughly enjoyable film, an honest piece of entertainment — funny and sweet but never overindulgent. Carolla really did right with this one — and we owe it to ourselves to support this endeavor. You WON’T be disappointed!

I finished the zombie and am ready to go on ws.

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<p>heres the link ti OLEG! <p>http://tinyurl.com/4zllwx<p>