Turkey Shoot

tn_railsbackTime to get back to my ongoing study of the works of Brian Trenchard-Smith. This one will also be part 1 in a Steve Railsback double feature.

TURKEY SHOOT is one of the Brian Trenchard-Smith pictures I had heard of before I started going through his filmography, although I knew it under the American title ESCAPE 2000 (which is what it’s called on the Anchor Bay DVD). It takes place in a dystopian future where “deviants” have been locked up in camps to be brainwashed and abused. Not sure if this happens at all of them but at this particular one, Camp 42 I believe, they also let the inmates run around in some wilderness to be hunted by rich people. Hence the title “TURKEY SHOOT.” It’s kind of like in the U.S. a couple years ago what we would’ve called “DICK CHENEY PHEASANT HUNT.” Means the same thing.

Our heroes are naive Olivia Hussey, sexy Lynda Stoner, and defiant Steve Railsback. Railsback gets a pretty badass setup because the headmaster, Thatcher, lists all the different camps he’s escaped from, and you know he’ll be adding Camp 42 to the list soon. I love Railsback from ED GEIN, LIFEFORCE, etc. but to be honest he doesn’t have that great of a character in this one. He mostly just runs around. Not that he’s not good at running around, it’s just not that memorable a part.

mp_turkeyshootThe weirdest moment in the movie is when you first see the wolfman. For some reason one of the hunters has a pet wolfman that he got from a circus. He wears clothes like a pilgrim and likes to eat people’s toes. I guess the guy pretty much uses him as a hunting dog, if a hunting dog could wrestle people and snap spines over his knee.

I mean that’s a pretty big shift in perception, you’re watching a movie thinking “okay, here is this movie, TURKEY SHOOT” and then out of the blue you realize “this is a movie that has a wolfman in it.” It changes everything, you have to adjust every assumption you made back when you thought it was a regular non-wolfman type of movie.

And for me it kind of fucked me up because I thought wait a minute, this is that movie? I remember that cover! But I was thinking of the wrong movie, I was thinking of this one:

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I’ll have to check that one out, because this wolfman was pretty cool and he didn’t even have a boombox or American flag. So it is possible that the AMERICA 3000 wolfman will top this one due to those two props.

Anyway, maybe it’s because of the lack of boombox, but somehow even with a wolfman the movie seems a little bland. I mean, the bad guys are pretty colorful – a cool bald guy with a mustache, a lesbian with a bow and arrow. They get some mileage out of them, they’re more memorable than the heroes. There’s some pretty good gore here and there – an exploding head, an amazing shot of a wax dummy getting machine gunned. And you gotta admire any movie where a character says “Oh shit!” and the reason he says it is because he accidentally cut his pet wolfman in half with a bulldozer and needs to hurry up and fire his bazooka or Steve Railsback will get away. That is obviously a great moment in the history of cinema, but for the most part TURKEY SHOOT still has the lifeless feel of many ’70s sci-fi movies in the SILENT RUNNING vein. Something seems missing.

The DVD extras helped me put my finger on it. They explain that the budget got cut at the last minute, they had to tear out the beginning of the script, cut a helicopter chase, have less extras, less stunts. Trenchard-Smith seems to have only stayed on out of professionalism and not a belief in being able to still pull the movie off. He mentions not being able to have stuntmen fall out of towers, and Anchor Bay cuts in a shot of a watch tower shooting sparks, and that’s it. Nobody falls out and it doesn’t tip over or anything. And I realized that’s it, it just never is able to go that extra distance Trenchard-Smith would’ve in the days of his Grant Page movies (or later in DEAD END DRIVE-IN).

They interview Lynda Stoner, who gets upset talking about it, calling it “juvenile garbage.” It surprised me she talked about it with such disgust because she is strangely un-exploited in the movie. There’s foreshadowing that the guards will manhandle her, or worse, that she’ll mandhandle them. But it never happens. All the manhandleship is saved for Olivia Hussey and her boob double. There’s even an “ogling Lynda Stoner as she bathes in the river” scene where she’s fully clothed!

Her beef is not with her character. She seems upset that the setup of the world – the “1984 scenes” Trenchard-Smith says – were cut out of the script. But I wonder if they were really necessary. We get the idea that people who don’t fit into society’s norms lose their human rights, and aren’t allowed to reproduce. I guess it’s hard to judge without seeing what was in the script, maybe it was some seriously deep shit. But I suspect they were able to imply the important stuff in a simpler way. Why do you need more than that?

You don’t. But you do need guys falling out of towers. So this one’s not that great. Come to think of it, this guy’s made more interesting curiosities than he’s made actual good movies. But oh well, that’s better than most people. Or at least more curious.

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13 Responses to “Turkey Shoot”

  1. Maybe you’ve talked about this elsewhere, but have you seen Railsback in The Stuntman?

  2. Turkey Shoot is a wild ride.

    SPOILERS

    I love the end when Thatcher gets his. Railsback is machine gunning tons of guys, and they all fall with no squibs, but when he turns the gun on Thatcher and shoots him, he explodes like a blood sausage in a microwave.

  3. That poster with the patriotic and really quite jovial looking wolf man is glorious. Please do look in to that one.

  4. Yes ! America 3000 looks like a sequel to “Teen Wolf” , with Michael J. Fox! Remember that one?

  5. I’ll always remember Steve Railsback as the unfortunately named Nick Cave fan and Alien Abduction victim Duane Barry from the X-files. But “Lifeforce” is a close second. Zombie bush! How often do you get to see hideous dessicated zombie poon? And Patrick Stewart get kissed on the lips by a dude? In the same movie? Not often enough, that’s for damn sure.

  6. Saw Turkey Shoot (yeah, it was called Escape 2000 when I rented it years back) and thought it was. . .well, fairly okay. Not great, but not complete shit. Although I will second the fact that The Stunt Man (even though certain things – BIG things – that would have been surprising at the time it came out aren’t quite so much now) is a phenomenal fucking movie. Check it out if ya can, Vern -

  7. ANother one of my favorite lines in Turkey Shoot is when that big bald guard (who was Max’s police boss in Mad Max 1), attacks one of the female characters (sorry haven’t seen it in a while), and he says “Hello my little flower…. NOW I GET TO TASTE YOUR HONEEEYYY!!!”

  8. The wolf-man looking character in America 3000 is actually some sort of post-apocalyptic mutant named “Aargh The Awful”. Unlike your run of the mill droopy, green, irradiated mutant, Aargh’s hairy wolf-like appearance makes him unique amongst post-apocalyptic mutants. Sadly, he is not featured in the movie as prominently as he is on the poster. But the movie does end with a freeze frame of Aargh holding up his post-apocalypse ghetto blaster as he jumps up into the air!!

    Also, while we’re talkin’ Railsback, I gotta agree with Josh. Not to look down on his work in Blue Monkey or Nukie, but the one Steve Railsback performace that towers above the rest is definitely Stunt Man. That movie is amazing.

  9. Sorry you didn’t like this one, Vern. I really dig this movie, if only for being so over the top. Haven’t seen it in a few years, but I remember enjoying the hell out of it.

  10. America 300 is about a post-nuke stone-age society in which women have taken control and men are either savage nomads, brute laborers, or reluctant inseminators. It’s up to one hunky guy and his wisecracking narrator buddy to liberate his brothers and bring the two sexes together again. So, yeah, it’s your basic metaphor for male sexual panic during the rise of power feminism. Besides saying some interesting things about the sexual politics of the eighties, this movie is notable for making up its own futuristic patois. Women are called “fraus” while male slaves are called “machos.” “Hot” and “cold” means “good” and “bad,” respectively, while “neggie” means “no” and “woggos” means “crazy.” Despite this being an exploitation cheapie from Israeli schlock merchants Golan & Golobus, purveyors of many a Chuck Norris kickfest, this semi-artsy conceit is maintained rigorously throughout the movie, to the point where you don’t know what anybody’s saying half the time. It’s alright, though, because there are lots of explosions and weirdness to make up for it.

  11. Aren’t those slave studs called Seeders in the film?

    I saw AMERICA 3000 a long long long (but not long enough) time ago, and I do remember a ridiculous scene where the caveman-whatever-hero finds a crumbling spelling book, and from this he is able to learn to speak and read…

  12. just watched this. i’m with Mathias. movie is a blast.

  13. Loved this movie and would like to see Ginnane’s remake over his own film 30 years later : http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=8442094

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