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* * * * Recent commentary and jibber-jabber
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- VERN on Lost Phoenix: “The director told me he’s based in Denver, and also that it was filmed in Richmond. I’ve never been to…” Mar 29, 15:01
- Uncle_Imshi on Catch the Fair One: “Reis is so good in True Detective, and has made it impossible for me to suspend disbelief when a TV…” Mar 29, 08:05
- Mr. Majestyk on Road House (2024): “I agree that a scene that performed the same function as the dinner scene without actually being the dinner scene…” Mar 28, 18:00
- VERN on Road House (2024): “Majestyk – That apparent contradiction had actually occurred to me, but I think the reason it’s different is because the…” Mar 28, 17:20
- Mr. Majestyk on Road House (2024): “I mean, this is the price they pay for relentless IP exploitation. Sure, more people will watch your remake of…” Mar 28, 08:11
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- CJ Holden on Road House (2024): “It’s weird, yesterday someone asked me if a throat gets ripped out in the remake and when I told him…” Mar 28, 07:43
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- Mr. Majestyk on Road House (2024): “It’s taken 20 years, but Vern finally agrees with me that it was a good idea to not have a…” Mar 28, 05:13
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