In Seattle we have this big music and arts festival every Labor Day weekend called Bumbershoot. This year I was waiting in line for one of the bands that was gonna play when a guy near me was looking at his phone, he says, “Eddie Murphy died!” I couldn’t believe it. It seemed like he was talking to somebody that was with him, then I realized he was by himself, just sharing this shocking news with the crowd. It used to be you go to an all day event like this and you’re off in a separate world, you don’t know until you get home that something blew up or somebody got killed or something. Now everybody knows, word spreads.
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Beverly Hills Cop II
Thursday, September 20th, 2012Tags: Allen Garfield, Brigitte Nielsen, Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, Gilbert Gottfried, Hugh Hefner, John Ashton, Judge Reinhold, Jurgen Prochnow, Larry Ferguson, Ronny Cox, Tony Scott, Warren Skaaren
Posted in Action, Comedy/Laffs, Reviews | 86 Comments »
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